Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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