- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

the midget went to the midget store

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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