What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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