- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what you get time to go with? - a clock

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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