- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's big and purple? Barney

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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