What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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