Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

That is so fetch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

SHUT UP JP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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