- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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