- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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