- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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