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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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