What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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