- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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