- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

poopy is poopy

Your mother is so fat.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Womens rights

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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