A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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what's black and can't swim?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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