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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

i have yougurt mit traktor

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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