A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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