What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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