- Anti Joke

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Me

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Is your refrigerator running? No.