- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

the economy.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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