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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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