- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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