- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

so...um, yeah

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Laugh.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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