A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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