How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Skrillex.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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