- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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