Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

That is so fetch

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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