- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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