- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Do u take sugar?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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