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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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