Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

penisvaginaorgasm

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock Knock? Come in.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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