- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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