- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

White NBA players.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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