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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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