- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

a man makes a bad joke

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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