Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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