What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

I have a horse.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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