What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

speak now or forever hold your pee

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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