What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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360 NO SCOPE

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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