- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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