- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

sky silverstein

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

White men's rights

My mum is called Steve