how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Chuck Norris.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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