- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking