Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Ebola

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

 

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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