- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Horse.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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