a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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