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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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