- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What? Yes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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