- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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