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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

My wife made me a sandwich

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