John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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