- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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