Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Fat people

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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