What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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