- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Your sex life.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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