- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

roses are red poo is poo

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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