kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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