- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What comes after 69? 70

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

sfdg

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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