-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Niall Horan

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Did you know? . You already know!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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