- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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