- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

roses are red poo is poo

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

I asked her where you were.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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