Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

the lemon was sweet.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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