What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do I hate? people

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Suck pussy

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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