Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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