- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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