How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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