- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Michael Brown

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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