- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

read me write me

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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