What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Your mom.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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