- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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