name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

ur an fagit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

one stop shop

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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civil rights

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Anti Joke

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