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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Yo Momma is not fat.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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