yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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