A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Womens rights.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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