- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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