What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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