- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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