- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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