- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

PIED NINNY!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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