- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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