how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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