- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

mitchell palmer sucks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Women's rights.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Yo Mama just died.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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