- Anti Joke

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years