- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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