- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is life? Paul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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