- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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