why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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