Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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