What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Llamaworm

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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roy g biv

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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