- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Guest what in the butt

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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