- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Horse.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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