- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

poop.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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