- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call an arab ?

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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