The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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My dad

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

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