- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

you will like this because i am black.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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