- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what are three short words? i a am

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

who is not good looking? mon morello

women rights

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

justin beiber sucks

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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