Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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