- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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