- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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