- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

get in the car.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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