why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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djkldfnblfnbofgb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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