- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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