Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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