- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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