Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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