- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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