There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Im gay What about you

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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