Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Anti Joke

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