A man walks into a bar. Ow

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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