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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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