Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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